Not a serious post, but, I am kind of a big deal.

Just wanted to let you know that I’m now the #1 result in google when you search “Sankho.”

Given the number of people I’ve ran into who share my name (1), along with the number of people I know in web development who share my name (0), this may seem like an easy task.

If it weren’t for wikipedia.

For weeks, which felt like decades, I’ve been wondering about this Sankho Chaudhuri fellow. How can a dead Indian sculptor’s wikipedia page be deemed as more important or relevant in the eyes of google than me?

Google, has though forsaken me? Even after I stopped using because I was too lazy to download a cracked copy gave up on Microsoft office for Google documents?

No longer! I now top the charts! Though I must admit that I pray that my link won’t positively affect the sculptor’s wikipedia page’s page rank, and thus invalidate this whole post by bumping his dead ass back to the top. That’d be ironic.